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May 26th, 2007 (08:15 pm)

The dangers of trying to crossover KH2 with Kingdom hearts: You get some really weird crackbunnies. Spawned from the idea of the terror it would be if Aoko were a keyblade bearer, the bunnies offered prospective keyblades for all the other characters as well... Please note that this is /not/ Promenade canon. Because that would just be too scary for words.

The Keyblades:

Aoko Nakamori: The "Mop-fu." Keychain: Bucket. Other: Extra long blade, with the key teeth at the very end.

Kaito Kuroba: The "Lucky Clover." Keychain: Kid's monocle charm. Other: Causes enemies to drop extra goodies.

Conan Edogawa: The "One Truth." Keychain: Magnifying glass. Other: Analyses opponents' weaknesses

Heiji Hattori: The "Osakan Ahou." Keychain: Baseball cap. Other: Allows for an extra combo finishing hit.

Akako: The "Black Magic." Keychain: Broom. Other: Performs random magic when wielded.

Saguru Hakuba: The "Tempus Fugit." Keychain: Pocketwatch. Other: Randomly performs 'stop' magic.

Kazuha Toyama: The "Guardian Charm." Keychain: Omamori. Other: Randomly auto-blocks opponents attacks.

Ran Mouri: The "Faithful Hope." Keychain: Orchid. Other: Increases strength and magic.

And because I'm just that crazy, I'm creating my own Meme:
Name any character(s) in the following fandoms, and I'll make up keyblade stats for them. Max number of requests is five characters.

Gundam Wing
Rurouni Kenshin
Detective Conan/Case Closed/Magic Kaitou
Full Metal Alchemist
Black Cat
Lord of the Rings
Artemis Fowl
DC/Marvel comics
Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis
The Magnificent Seven
The Sentinel
The Final Fantasy Series (except XI)
Chrono Cross and Chrono Trigger
Kingdom Hearts Series
Without a Trace
CSI: Las Vegas
One Piece
Sailor Moon


Posted by: Snickerer (snickerer)
Posted at: June 5th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
Digger: facepalm

*blinks* Oh dear. *regards list, and has to go off and have a fit of slightly horrified giggles at the idea of Artemis Fowl, Naruto, Gimli, or god forbid Nobby Nobs with a Keyblade*
Didn't we already cover most of Bleach, by the way? *evil snicker*

But you think /that's/ bad...somehow managed to get into a discussion about how BtVS and KH are really about comparable for the going rate of Cryptic. This somehow led to the conclusion that Buffy and Sora might well get along - 'Oh, hey, you're a Chosen Champion of Light too?' sort of thing.
...and then by the time I noticed the bunnies /grinning/ and started yelling "No, no, NO we are NOT-" it was already too late. *headdesks*
Keychain: wooden stake. Notable characteristics: Whole line of wooden stakes for teeth. Also, generally /very/ sharp and spiky. In, well, all directions except the wielder. And even that's a tad questionable.
...despite my attempts to convince it otherwise, bunny thinks she calls it Mr Pointy.
"What does it /do/? It kills stuff, obviously."

...yeah. Eheh.

Posted by: ocianne (ocianne)
Posted at: June 14th, 2007 06:52 am (UTC)
Bunnie Swarm

*dies* That's just EVIL. I especially like the name. XD

Yes, we did cover most of bleach. But the ones you were giggling in horror over? Well, you just gave the bunnies ideas...

Artemis Fowl: The "Fowle Play." Keychain: Fairy's Book. Other: Allows summon "Holly Short" -- Restores some HP and attacks enemies.

Nobby: The "Nobblyesse Obligay." Keychain: Pair of boots. Other: Increases speed when running from battle.

Naruto: The "Irrepresible Loudmouth." Keychain: Shinobi Headband. Other: Increases all stats relative to level.

Gimli: The "Sons of Earth." Keychain: Galadriel's gift. Other: Increases strength.

Posted by: Snickerer (snickerer)
Posted at: June 14th, 2007 11:54 pm (UTC)
Scrabbit: Grrr...

*snickers dryly* Why thank you.

...okay, I'm impressed. Those...actually work. XD

...no, bunnies, /no/ wondering about Jaken. Though I suppose Rin is alright.

Actually, I'm really getting morbidly curious about Granny Weatherwax. Or Luffy.
...okay, fine, I can see their keychains, but not what they'd /do/. And more to the point, /how/ would you get Luffy to actually /use/ his?
...and there's no way Zoro would settle for only one.
...bunnies, don't you /dare/. Though alright, fine, there is an odd appeal to the idea of Vimes with one, but...NO. Don't even /start/ thinking about Vetinari.
Look, Death doesn't /need/ one.
...neither does Greebo. Yes, I /know/, not even then.
Okay, fine. If you can manage one for the Luggage, I will truly be in awe.

Posted by: ocianne (ocianne)
Posted at: June 16th, 2007 09:21 pm (UTC)

...I'd say you need to stop giving the bunnies ideas, but /I'm/ having too much fun with this. XD As the bunnies have accepted your challenge...

Jaken: The "Unappreciated Service." Keychain: Staff of Two Heads. Other: Increases magic slightly.

Rin: The "Innocence Found." Keychain: Kimono. Other: Critical condition summons Sesshomaru - massive damage to all targets.

Granny Weatherwax: The "Story's End." Keychain: Pointy Black Hat. Other: Enable summon Nanny Ogg - temporarily stops all enemies, including bosses, by means of singing the Hedgehog song.

Luffy: The "Pirate King." Keychain: Straw Hat. Other: Keyblade acts more like a rubber whip than a blade, but you can bet it still disintegrates heartless...

Zoro: The "Kuina's Memory." Keychain: Small ring with three swords hanging like charms. Other: If in critical condition, the keyblade splits up not unlike Cloud's sword, but only into three blades.

Vimes: The "Morporkian Cynic." Keychain: Copper badge. Other: Nope, no special abilities. Very straightforward. It's practically unique. XD

Vetinari: The "Predatory Flamingo." Keychain: Small assassin's dagger. Other: If hit with a fatal blow, retain one hitpoint.

Death: The "World's End." Keychain: Death of Rats. Other: Why yes, it does have an absurdly long shaft length, and the keys /do/ look like miniature scytheblades...

Greebo: The "Feline Psycopath." Keychain: Catnip. Other: Causes bearer to berserk when attacked, upping strength and HP.

The Luggage: The "Homicidal Pearwood." Keychain: Miniature of itself. Other: Random insta-kill of enemies.

Um... Yeah. *grin*

Posted by: Snickerer (snickerer)
Posted at: June 16th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
Scrabbit: Grrr...

*snickers helplessly* Oh, gods, Rin's and Granny's summons are /perfect/...
Vimes and Vetinari's are also especially appropriate.

Though I still don't see how you're ever going to get Luffy and the Luggage to actually /use/ theirs.

...bunnies, stop trying to give Gandalf a Keyblade. He doesn't need one.
And for the love of god neither does River.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: June 17th, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)

*cackle* Thank you. I try. ^^

Yeah, Luffy's too.... singleminded, and the Luggage would probably only be able to wield its keyblade with its tongue.....

As for your other two, well....

Gandalf: The "Olorin." Keychain: Pipe. Other: Can be made to glow brightly and annihilate all heartless in a given radius.

River: The "Dancer." Keychain: Axe. Other: Extra light, extra-long reach.


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