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May 26th, 2007 (08:15 pm)

The dangers of trying to crossover KH2 with Kingdom hearts: You get some really weird crackbunnies. Spawned from the idea of the terror it would be if Aoko were a keyblade bearer, the bunnies offered prospective keyblades for all the other characters as well... Please note that this is /not/ Promenade canon. Because that would just be too scary for words.

The Keyblades:

Aoko Nakamori: The "Mop-fu." Keychain: Bucket. Other: Extra long blade, with the key teeth at the very end.

Kaito Kuroba: The "Lucky Clover." Keychain: Kid's monocle charm. Other: Causes enemies to drop extra goodies.

Conan Edogawa: The "One Truth." Keychain: Magnifying glass. Other: Analyses opponents' weaknesses

Heiji Hattori: The "Osakan Ahou." Keychain: Baseball cap. Other: Allows for an extra combo finishing hit.

Akako: The "Black Magic." Keychain: Broom. Other: Performs random magic when wielded.

Saguru Hakuba: The "Tempus Fugit." Keychain: Pocketwatch. Other: Randomly performs 'stop' magic.

Kazuha Toyama: The "Guardian Charm." Keychain: Omamori. Other: Randomly auto-blocks opponents attacks.

Ran Mouri: The "Faithful Hope." Keychain: Orchid. Other: Increases strength and magic.

And because I'm just that crazy, I'm creating my own Meme:
Name any character(s) in the following fandoms, and I'll make up keyblade stats for them. Max number of requests is five characters.

Gundam Wing
Rurouni Kenshin
Detective Conan/Case Closed/Magic Kaitou
Full Metal Alchemist
Black Cat
Lord of the Rings
Artemis Fowl
DC/Marvel comics
Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis
The Magnificent Seven
The Sentinel
The Final Fantasy Series (except XI)
Chrono Cross and Chrono Trigger
Kingdom Hearts Series
Without a Trace
CSI: Las Vegas
One Piece
Sailor Moon


Posted by: Snickerer (snickerer)
Posted at: June 16th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
Scrabbit: Grrr...

*snickers helplessly* Oh, gods, Rin's and Granny's summons are /perfect/...
Vimes and Vetinari's are also especially appropriate.

Though I still don't see how you're ever going to get Luffy and the Luggage to actually /use/ theirs.

...bunnies, stop trying to give Gandalf a Keyblade. He doesn't need one.
And for the love of god neither does River.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: June 17th, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)

*cackle* Thank you. I try. ^^

Yeah, Luffy's too.... singleminded, and the Luggage would probably only be able to wield its keyblade with its tongue.....

As for your other two, well....

Gandalf: The "Olorin." Keychain: Pipe. Other: Can be made to glow brightly and annihilate all heartless in a given radius.

River: The "Dancer." Keychain: Axe. Other: Extra light, extra-long reach.


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